My first ever speaking tour of America. (Full dates here).

Y’all really made me feel at home.

An amazing two months. (One talk left, in L.A. this Monday, details here.) Visited 13 different cities, gave over 25 talks.

Proper blog post coming soon. Below are some picture highlights.

AUSTIN, TEXAS

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

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I DROPPED BY UCLA. ABSOLUTE VIBES

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THIS TALK WAS WILD AND I LOVE LOS ANGELES

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MY SNEAKERS

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“DON’T LET THE CRAZY CLOTHES FOOL YOU”

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3RD TALK AT SXSW IN AN ENGLISH-THEMED PUB TO A HUGE ROOM OF PEOPLE EATING DINNER. THE PROJECTOR BROKE SO IT WAS LIKE I WAS DOING A STAND-UP SET, BUT WITH JOKES ABOUT SOFTWARE RATHER THAN OBSERVATIONAL STUFF

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DALLAS WAS WAY BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. MUCH LOVE AND I’LL BE BACK

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MY FIRST EVER TALK(S) IN NYC WERE FUN

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OBLIGATORY TRIP TO LAS VEGAS WITH BRITISH PEOPLE

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A LOVELY DOG IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA

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A CAT WHO WANTED ME TO PUT HIM DOWN, NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE

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A PLAYFUL CAT IN AUSTIN, TEXAS

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A HYPERACTIVE DOG IN SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA

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A TENDER MOMENT WITH A BEAUTIFUL DOG IN SAN FRANCISCO. I STARTED MY TALK WITH HIM ON MY LAP AND IT WAS PERFECT

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DOPPElS ARE RE-INVENTING BIRTHDAYS. HAD A COOL MEETING ON THE ROOF OF THEIR BUILDING IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

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STAYED AT A FRATHOUSE IN BOULDER, COLORADO. MARVEL AT NBA, TRAVIS BARKER GIVING THE FINGER, A PHOTO OF THE WHOLE FRATHOUSE, AND ONE OF THOSE PADDLES USED FOR PADDLING SOPHOMORES

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THEIR FRONT DOOR SIGN WAS TAPED ON WITH SCOTCH TAPE

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THIS WAS ABOVE MY BED IN THE FARMHOUSE IN BOULDER. PRESUMABLE ONE LOOKS AT IT LYING IN BED AND JERKS OFF. I DID NOT DO THIS.

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 SAW THIS ON A DOORMAT IN DALLAS, TEXAS. DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS.

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SAW THIS ON A DOORWAY AT WHOLE FOODS IN CHICAGO. IF SOMEONE COMES IN WITH A GUN, DO THEY ASK THEM TO LEAVE? I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE THE PERSON WHO HAS TO SAY THAT 🙁

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FIRST EVER HD INTERVIEW WITH NASDAQ OUT SOON

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ROCKETSPACE IN SAN FRANCISCO WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE TALKS OF THE TOUR

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PANAROMIC VIBES

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AMERICAN PEOPLE ASK ME FOR WAY MORE SELFIES THAN BRITISH PEOPLE DO, AND THAT’S JUST FINE

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TALK AT NASDAQ ENTREPRENEURIAL CENTRE WAS DOPE TOO, THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO CAME OUT

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SEE YOU IN MAY U.S.A. ILY